{"product_id":"dave-portnoy-tweet-rug","title":"Dave Portnoy Tweet Rug","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"One Bite, Everyone Knows the Rules... Including Your Guests.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eTurn your floor into a Barstool legend with this \u003cstrong\u003eDave Portnoy Tweet Rug\u003c\/strong\u003e – featuring one of El Presidente’s most viral, savage, or pizza-rated tweets woven right underfoot. Perfect for man caves, sports dens, or anywhere that appreciates unfiltered takes and elite trolling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🍕 WHY IT’S A 10\/10:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003e\"Freezing Cold Takes\" Material\u003c\/strong\u003e – Stitched with Portnoy’s most legendary tweet (you know the one)\u003cbr\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eNon-Slip Hustle\u003c\/strong\u003e – Grippy backing survives pizza review rage and victory stomps\u003cbr\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eStain-Resistant\u003c\/strong\u003e – Built for wing sauce, spilled beer, and sudden betting wins\u003cbr\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eInstant Cred\u003c\/strong\u003e – Shows you’re plugged into the Barstool Cinematic Universe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏈 FOR PEOPLE WHO:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eStill argue about the pizza rankings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eKnow \"SWAG\" isn’t just a word—it’s a lifestyle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eWant their decor to scream \u003cem\u003e\"I bet you regret that tweet now\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ LIMITED EDITION – LIKE DAVE’S PATIENCE FOR BAD PIZZA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FLAGHAUS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49837563937054,"sku":"","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/5710\/6462\/files\/davidport1.jpg?v=1762458475","url":"https:\/\/flaghaus.co\/products\/dave-portnoy-tweet-rug","provider":"Flag Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}