{"product_id":"fight-club-rug","title":"Fight Club Rug","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Your Floors Just Broke Rule #1.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eChannel Tyler Durden’s anarchic energy with this \u003cstrong\u003eFight Club Rug\u003c\/strong\u003e—where bare feet meet bare-knuckle attitude. Perfect for spaces that smell like sweat, soap, and subliminal rebellion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💥 WHY IT’S PROJECT MAYHEM-APPROVED:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eBlood\/Sweat\/Stain-Resistant\u003c\/strong\u003e – Wipes clean like your post-fight conscience\u003cbr\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eNon-Slip Grip\u003c\/strong\u003e – Stays put during underground meetings and nihilist dance parties\u003cbr\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eSoap-Bomb Proof\u003c\/strong\u003e – Handles chemical burns (metaphorical and literal)\u003cbr\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eIKEA-Crushing Boldness\u003c\/strong\u003e – Rejects catalog living with every fiber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏚️ PERFECT FOR:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eBasements doubling as fight clubs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eDudes who own exactly one candle (soap)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eAnyone who whispers \u003cem\u003e\"You met me at a very strange time in my life\"\u003c\/em\u003e to guests\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ LIMITED STOCK – LIKE TYLER’S PATIENCE, IT’S RUNNING OUT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FLAGHAUS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49837570851102,"sku":"","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/5710\/6462\/files\/FIGHTCLUB.jpg?v=1762458479","url":"https:\/\/flaghaus.co\/products\/fight-club-rug","provider":"Flag Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}