{"product_id":"homelander-let-him-cook-rug","title":"Homelander Let Him Cook Rug","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChannel the menace.\u003c\/strong\u003e This isn’t decor—it’s a \u003cstrong\u003eterritory marker\u003c\/strong\u003e. Inspired by \u003cem\u003eThe Boys’\u003c\/em\u003e most lethally charming \"hero,\" this rug transforms any room into a \u003cstrong\u003eVought-approved zone\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor fans who:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e☑️ Prefer subtle dominance to posters\u003cbr\u003e☑️ Know Homelander’s smile isn’t reassuring\u003cbr\u003e☑️ Want their floors \u003cem\u003ewatched\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Shadow-friendly colorway (stains won’t show—we know how you celebrate finale nights)\u003cbr\u003e• Low-profile pile (so you can \u003cem\u003efeel\u003c\/em\u003e the emblem underfoot)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May attract \u003cstrong\u003eStarlight side-eyes\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003eButcher’s boot prints\u003c\/strong\u003e. Display accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FLAGHAUS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49838841168158,"sku":"","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/flaghaus.co\/products\/homelander-let-him-cook-rug","provider":"Flag Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}